Darth Maul’s Legs, Ranked
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"If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes."
It's so cold and snowy out even the fire hydrant on Sullivan Street needs a hat. There have been a few false prophets who've predicted snowpocalypses earlier this year. But this one is the real deal. All the treasures on the street corners are buried and all the schools are closed, but I'm out trudging my way to work.




There's no doubt that many pieces of New York City's roads could use some help. And I'm all for New Yorkers taking matters into their own hands. But who throws out a full, 60 pound bag of blacktop patch? At first glance I thought it was rock salt that someone had mistakenly laid on top of this ice patch on the corner of Bleeker and Sullivan, but closer inspection proved more confusing. It is strategically placed where the trash bin usually sits, so maybe it's someone's way of suggesting that the city's road work crews are trash? What do you think?
I really wish I'd been around the day that a rooster was loose in the community garden on the corner of Bleeker and Laguardia. Pigeons--or rats with wings, as I call them--are a problem, so I understand discouraging those who would feed the birds. But a rooster in this small space would have been a sight to see, particularly in front of the grocery store that's there on the corner. I wonder if then bird ended up in the butcher's window? Perhaps it even came home with me to be served up as homemade fried chicken. Gives me the shivers...
